February 2012
2 posts
The Scimitar fuel lasted us for just over 27 miles, I was suprised, the way my luck had been going I would have guessed it wouldn’t have gotten us half that, but we finally ground to a halt a mile and a half outside the town of Shrewsbury.
Packing all we could salvage into are bergen, we headed out into the town with the hope of reaching the army barracks located in the middle of...
‘BRING IT ON YOU GOD DAMN UNDEAD BAST…’
My screaming insult was cut short by the sudden eruption of machine gun fire. Ever seen what a 7.62 can do to a undeads head, let me tell you it’s not pretty.
I had left the my remaining section to try and salvage the Scimitar, but instead of tearing of anything of use they had managed to get it fixed, and in doing so had saved my...
January 2012
2 posts
March 3rd, 2012, 3:05 AM
It’s been months since Z-day started… All of our friends and family…Gone..I’ve tried to find survivors, but I haven’t had any luck…I’m alone and scared, writing with one hand and clutching an axe in the other. I need to find shelter..And fast.
my girl friend was bit last week, i was able to keep her safe for a few hours…. long enough to finaly propose…. she died with the ring on her finger… by my hand…. oh god, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!
December 2011
1 post
Undead haiku.
Met a man today.
The bitch tried to bite my arm.
I chopped his head off.
October 2011
2 posts
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“It was peaceful here, yeah. And no, the dead didn’t rise up from their...”
– Harold, Cemetery Caretaker for 25 years.
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“I don’t know, man. The living is giving me more problems than the dead. I...”
– Tom, a Vietnam vet.
April 2011
1 post
the outbreak
i was just walking to work and when I got there I went up to the 10th floor like normal to ask my boss for a raise but when I got to his office I heard bumping and rumbling so from out side his door I said “are you okay?” then the rumbling stops and my boss punches thew the door! then oh no they are coming for me I need to find somewhere to hide……. (I decide to pretend I am...
July 2010
1 post
Is there anybody out there?
………
Anybody? Someone?
Something?
……..
…
Can i really be the only one left!
April 2010
2 posts
God save the Queen.
Transcript from radio broadcast by British Army attack helicopter.
…. Control, where the hell are we supposed to land?! They’re all over the fucking landing pad! The base has been compromised! I repeat, base has been compromised.
*Distorted reply from controller*
Roger that. (Gunfire is heard in the back ground) Pad is clear but I can see a larger crowd approaching from the east. I...
Now I have one
Every single week i’ve been trying to save some money for that new Game thats been out. Now I have it, but theres noone to play with. I sacrificed so much in order to get this game. I killed so many things! Zombies, Humans, Animals! I shot a F*cking puppy trying to follow me! I thought it would slow me down…I-I was wrong. I ran as fast as I could to get to the mall. Now I’m here....
November 2009
1 post
Residence Halls
My roommate and I woke up from a loud banging in my dorm room. My roommate was closer from the door so he was the one that opened it. Next thing I know, he was being attacked by 2 people. They don’t look human. I freaked out and ran through the bathroom to my suitemate’s room and went out through there. I ran for my life. I’m in the library now and it’s awfully...
October 2009
42 posts
“It started off simply enough, we we’re tasked as a PSD Team for some...”
– Security Contractor working for the WHO
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“I can’t get over how fast they all are, it’s not even fair....”
– a horror movie buff College girl
“Max Brooks doesnt know shit!!”
– A disgruntled fan of the zombie survival guide.
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“haha. hahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!”
– Last words of Jerry, stoner and pool repairman
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“I’ve been around dead people for 25 years, grooming and dressing them up...”
– Rose, a Mortician and Embalmer
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“My wife who was in labor got bitten on our way to the hospital. She died after a...”
– Perry, an unproud father of a zombie baby
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“I command you in the name of Jesus Christ to leave this persons body now!”
– last words of a Catholic Priest before he got bit by a zombie Nun
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“Okay, they’re ugly, scary, and makes terrifying moans. I get it. You’re scared....”
– burningwind
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“If those things kill me then I beat lung cancer.”
– Bob, a chain smoker of 55 years
“She was the hot blonde from reception, i’ve contemplated asking her out,...”
– Diary entry - Outbreak day 23!
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“I swear to God, if you don’t shut up, I’m gonna leave you here with...”
– a leader of a Survivor group
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an e-mail of an investigative reporter to his...
Hey Steve, how’s it going? I got your e-mail. Here’s a summary of my investigations in the past few weeks. I know some of these sound crazy, but what the hell. You didn’t get this from me, okay?
The virus came from China. If you remember a month ago, the Navy intercepted a cargo ship with illegal immigrants? When they opened one of the cargo containers, there were sick people....
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“Well, when we we’re called back home to deal with the “relief”...”
– Excerpt from an Interview with a Ravenwood PMC Contractor.
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“Mommy, why do people kill each other?”
– Gina, 4 years old
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Excerpt from "The Zombie Hoax" by Harrison K....
All over the world reports have been flooding in of “Undead Uprisings” and “Zombie Attacks” and predictions of rapture and Armageddon from both religious fanatics and the youthful undergrounds spawned from the current internet age. If one believes these to be true then they have fallen trap to Average Man’s Syndrome, the tendency for one to believe the whims of the...
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“They bit me! They fucking bit me!”
– a five-time Mixed Martial Arts champion
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“Of all the places to barricade in, I can’t believe I ended up in a church...”
– an Atheist
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“They said its easy to kill those bastards. Yeah, you shoot them in the head,...”
– a Gun Shop owner
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Team Bravo
So my team and I got seperated from the battalion, there’s four of us, we can’t raise anyone on the B Net, we holed up with a bunch of scared civilians in Fort Henry, there was about a hundred of them, till some dumb ass let in an infected survivor, overnight the place turned into a meat grinder.
I guess someone at Battalion is still alive, they called in a fire support mission,...
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“Today is the worst day of my life. I had to run over a couple of those things...”
– a School Bus Driver
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Two former soliders during the defense of their...
Man #1: When was the last time combat had been this brutal?
Man #2: I dunno
Man #1: Exactly
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“It’s like Black fucking Friday! But this time I get to shoot people!”
– a Shopping Mall Security Guard
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“Not prepared? Who would’ve thought people could turn into mindless, flesh...”
– a Disc Jockey of a popular radio station
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“We are not sure if this was caused by a biological weapon. Right now, FEMA and...”
– Secretary of National Defense
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“I always said, back in the good days, that if anyone got bitten, I’d put a...”
– “Zombiologist” and leader of a small survivalist band.
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“Is this a terrorist attack? Al Qaeda? North Korea?”
– a TV News Reporter interviewing the Secretary of National Defense
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“Coffins are buried six feet underground encased in a concrete box. I doubt...”
– a Funeral Director
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“Watching Zombie movies didn’t help at all.”
– a Horror movie fan
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“No… wait! Wait! Give me a little more time! I love you! No!!!”
– Last Words from a bitten survivor before he got hacked to death by his wife
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“Don’t look at me!”
– a Film Director famous for his Zombie movies
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911 call from a child
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Child: Hello?
Operator: Hello. Are you okay, sweetie? Is everything okay?
Child: Mommy and Daddy won't wake up. They're not breathing.
Operator: Is there anyone else in the house?
Child: No, just Me, Mommy and Daddy.
Operator: Okay sweetie. What's your name?
Child: Janice.
Operator: Really? That's a beautiful name!
Operator: How old are you, Janice?
Child: Six.
Operator: Okay Janice, a Police officer will come to your house any minute now.
Child: Umm, wait..
Operator: The officer will take care of you so don't be scared.
Child: I think Mommy and Daddy just woke up! I can hear them upstairs.
Operator: Wait a minute! Stay with me, sweetie. They are not what you think they are!
Child: Bye bye.
Operator: Janice? Janice? Hello?!
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“We’re not trained for this!”
– an LAPD SWAT officer
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“They called us crazy and paranoid people. But who’s laughing now? We have...”
– a Survivalist group
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“I was good at Left 4 Dead, but I couldn’t save my family.”
– a Gamer
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“Mr. Jones flatlined. He was dead, I’m sure! After a couple of seconds he...”
– an ER Doctor
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“The Rapture is upon us!”
– a popular Evangelical Pastor
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Marcy: Hello?
Robert: Hey Marcy! Thank God the phone lines are still up!
Marcy: I'm scared Robert!
Robert: Everything's gonna be fine. Just don't go outside and be quiet.
Marcy: What's happening, Robert? Everybody's going crazy!
Robert: I know.
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Sorry
“Sorry Mark. We couldn’t wait. The children were scared. We Love You”